03/31/2006: "Just a regular guy, really..."

If fantasy-world thieves are regular guys, that is.

The fact that he just happens to have an obsession with penguins is irrelevent! Just because everytime he sees a penguin, he has to grab it and run... doesn't mean he's a freak! That flying giraffe, robot dwarf and pndulum mage he hangs out with in the previous entry are the real freaks!