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11/16/2006: "Bigger, badder, beefier"

Johnson Caesar... uncontested lord and emperor... of sports! Picture it if you will... a famous and talented professional athlete... most valuable player in a score of popular sports... adorated by legions of fans across the galaxy... made fabulously rich by his skills and advertizing contracts... he goes from planet to planet, honouring his fans with "friendly exhibition matches"... offering to make it more "fun" with "friendly wagers"... soon he ends up owning everything on those planets he visits... yet people flock to him, fanclubs form, gyms are organized... he trains his followers, and they go challenge people for "friendly wagers"... his wealth, power and influence grows... his face is everywhere in the media... the whole galaxy bows to his rule...